D&D 3.5 - Scarred Lands

Ahm still not sure how we did et but we won. I think tha Wyn-gar closed the vault on her and thats what we needed. Now every one was gratefull like an awl an that was a nice feelin. but I guess the whole revel-aye-tion of a durn traiter inda very heart of the Vigils has put a stitch in everyone side. But wounds heal over time. so we take a brake an awl an geez ifen I don' work from sun up ta sun down. cource its fer a good cause an awl. oh an ofcours i just HAPPEN ta run inta that feller again, still no arrows an feelin a liddle sorry fer himself but now ahm certain I'm either gunna end up face down somewheres or soaked through ta tha bone after gitn mah ass kicked. just you see. mean times I guess they figgered out some-a whats in the book. mostly it conferms that we gots tha AmFOREa. I think tha word means something special but I haven't asked anyone yet. maybe Tubby knows. Tha book also suggest that the Head Ju-Ju of the church of Chardun might be Privy ta the nature of tha AmFOREa's destruction. so now we have ta go back tha way we came an' talk ta somebody that don't like any of us. well why not. so we get a liddle pep talk an a few words of advice an are sent on our merry way. one dead pack of slitherin and an unnatural flock of crows later we finally git outa Vesh. well tha trip down to the hegd-og-owe-nomy (who the blimy came up with THAT mouth full of stones) was uneventfull till we ran inta some nobody on tha road. sure enuff tubby and golden leaf run ta his aid just as the arny came over tha hill. It seams that the stranger is wanted fer some excuse or another. gee didn't see that one coming. so now we're awl mixed up in et so we get takin off ta watch tha exicution. ya that sucked. an we got ta go off on are own. so one a tha gaurds et seams didn' like the show as much as tha depraived captain. he drops it tha the captain is going off on his own ta file reports. the long of et is tha we find tha liddle bastard and amush his ass. cours it was rainin pretty hard and the cops of trees we were in was fast turnin inta a swamp. so I guess thats why I'm leanin up against a tree soaked to the bone and every possesion i own is soaked straight through.

I swear, I will never trust a fella wida arrow stuck in em ever again