D&D 3.5 - Scarred Lands

Well we made it. not only did we make it, but we were welcomed with open arms. I tell ya, it shore was nice ta have everything go right fer a change. we got payed, we got some trainin an we were even given rooms fer a few weeks. 'cours then they figerd out what this was all about an asked us to go and do a little research fer 'em. now I will admit that i was a little suspicious but as the head vigil wasn't sproutin any arrows i took it as a good sign. so we agreed and then found out they wanted us to go to Hedrada. Now there are a number of places that I would really like to go and see for myself. Thats kinda why I'm out here exploring the world. Hedrada, ain't any of 'em. And of course who should show up but that fella from the beginin. You know, the fella with the arrow stuck in em. ya well he done recovered and followed us so we got him drunk an all and i was starting to feel bad about all the bad things i said about 'im. oh well, so we head off fer this hedradda and wouldin-a-nowit, it don't go so well. we gets attacked at night, have scary dreams and then this bull headed sphynxs shows up and i go all loopy cusa-da nasty magics bein sent at us an awl. Well thats how i came to be lyein face first on tha ground infrona the Herald of Hedrada.

I swear, I will never trust a fella wida arrow stuck in em ever again.