D&D 3.5 - Scarred Lands

Ahllle be damned. so the we waited for the boat and got some stuff off'en em lizzerd things. mostly we just rested while the boatman got his men together. he charged us a bunddle to do something he said would be easy. Then things got a little queer. That freaky evil priest comes and visits Keevas, now THERES someone who needs to open up more, and hands him a scroll and tells him his god is all whiney to him about helping us. personaly, I don't really care much if someone wants to give us something . after i get the 'is it gonna eat me' questions outa the way an all, I'm just happy if someone wants to give me something. unless its a fella wida arrow stuck in em. i'm thikin he's probably gunna be eatin it.

so any way, we finaly get owda town and evry things goin awlrite when these damn birds start in after us. you never did see such a thing. they were cuttin peoples arms off an flyin away wit 'em. well I took a couple of 'em out but a couple 'a the sailors are down and out.

ya, and that wasn't even the worst. the next day this hag shows up and tries to kill us. this is getting to be an oftly dipressing theame. all 'a dees nasty things going outa thier way to kill us and all. well we were done for and I started to pray to Tanil and thats when things got a little queer. 'cus these devils showed uand beat the snot outa the Hag. no more storm. but now we can't go north anymore in the little boat so we had the capitan take us to shore. I guess thats why I'm standing on the edge of a river soaked to the bone and every possesion i own is soaked straight through.

I swear, I will never trust a fella wida arrow stuck in em ever again.